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just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.


HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."

- Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)
iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be pet-friendly. 

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be pet-friendly. 

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

omq-itskris:

xkianaboo:

catsuitmonarchy:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

I like how tanx and cotx are friends. I don’t understand math but it’s nice to see the equations getting along.

Wow I could’ve learned it by looking at this instead of having a teacher teach this too me. This picture is more clear and accurate than a teacher teaching it.

Lol this picture is everything I’ve ever needed

omq-itskris:

xkianaboo:

catsuitmonarchy:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

I like how tanx and cotx are friends.
I don’t understand math but it’s nice to see the equations getting along.

Wow I could’ve learned it by looking at this instead of having a teacher teach this too me. This picture is more clear and accurate than a teacher teaching it.

Lol this picture is everything I’ve ever needed