My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."
I want to be pet-friendly.
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
I like how tanx and cotx are friends.
I don’t understand math but it’s nice to see the equations getting along.
Wow I could’ve learned it by looking at this instead of having a teacher teach this too me. This picture is more clear and accurate than a teacher teaching it.
Lol this picture is everything I’ve ever needed