when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
b-theboss-diddy this is so important
YES SIR YES MASTER YES SORRY SIR IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN SIR.
This is what Moran and Moriarty must look like.
THIS IS WHAT MORAN AND MORIARTY MUST LOOK LIKE
do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
story of my life
It never has.
This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.
Try to educate rather than oppress.